Dear Reverend Paulson,
I am a flag wavin, gun totin, god fearin,
patriotic sumbitch !! Dang it! As muchas I'd like to hep
you, I ain't got nothing left after Countrywide
forclosed on my doublewide cause I got behind after losin my
job down at the factory cause W sibsidized my company to
ship my job to Haiti. I know its good for Amerca, even tho
we are livin on possum and sweet taters, so we ain't
complainin. Lots of others ain't got that much, an
I'm sure you are hurtin as much as we are. It just broke
my heart to see the fear in yer eyes on TV. I could tell you
don't even have a garden an a 22 like we do. Youll make
it, tho. Miss Sarah will show you how to gut a moose.
yer friend,
uncle Arch
No Bailout From This Chick
I hereby submit my official "Signing Statement" affirming that I shall not be held responsible for fraudulent banking practices of any bank, large or small, nor any banker, rich or richer, and therefore, pursuant to this "Signing Statement" I shall be exempt from compliance with this fraudulent obligation.
The Best Bailout Plan
The goverment is planing to give a 750 billion bailout to faultering banks and such,
Here is my bailout plan
there are 350 billion people in the United States, my plan will give them a million each, they can pay off all their bills, put money into the economy and Live as an american should,
and this would save the government 300 billion